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If you're a beagle lover like we are here at OMG Beagle, we're always looking for funny beagle quotes and we love to laugh about them in our little beagle communities.

Whether it's the beagle's nose that steals the show to make the world brighter for her beagle mom, the stubborn and funny charm of our beloved beagles adds a cute and humorous touch to life. In the beagle world, laughter is the language, and our playful beagles, like Snoopy, bring joy to life like no other.

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In honor of our wonderful, well-loved Beagle breed, our team at OMG Beagle collected the best beagle quotes and sayings we can find on the internet.

Some are funny, some are evil, and ALL are 100% accurate!

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  1. Home is where your Beagle is.
  2. Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that ‘beagle' is a funny word. – Charles M. Schulz
  3. All you need is love and a beagle.
  4. First they steal your heart and then they steal your dinner. Train them young!
  5. Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never had a beagle.
  6. If it's good enough for beagles, it's good enough for me. – Richard Littlejohn
  7. Anything your dog can do, my beagle can do better.
  8. Life is better with a beagle.
  9. A beagle makes all the difference between coming home to an empty house and just coming home.
  10. Beagle owners: like a normal dog owner but cooler.
  11. Love is being owned by a beagle.
  12. Silence is golden. Unless you have a beagle… then it's suspicious.
  13. All I need is coffee and my beagle.
  14. A house is not a home without a beagle.
  15. Beagles. Because people suck.
  16. My best friend is a beagle.
  17. No matter why it hurts, beagles make you feel better.
  18. When a beagle loves you, it is a forever kind of love!
  19. I would throw you in front of zombies to save my beagle.
  20. I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually, just on the couch with my beagle.
  21. Keep calm and kiss the Beagle!
  22. Sometimes cuddling with my beagle is the only cure for a  bad day.
  23. Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong. – W. R. Purche
  24. There are no bad days when you come home to a beagle's love.
  25. My heart is held by the paws of a beagle.
  26. My beagle does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it, adding an extra layer of joy and companionship.
  27. Beagles make me happy. You, not so much.
  28. Who needs a therapist? I have my beagle!
  29. Love is a beagle hug!
  30. The loyalty and love of a beagle is unconditional.
  31. Beagles don't have owners… They have minions.
  32. Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a beagle.
  33. Beagles – trouble wrapped in cute.
  34. Blessed are the beagles for they shall rule the house.
  35. All beagles are beautiful. They each bring us joy in their own special way.
  36. All you need is beagle love.
  37. A beagle will never lie, judge, or abandon you.
  38. I just want to drink wine and pet my beagle.
  39. Prescription for cold weather: Take 1- 2 beagles and snuggle until symptoms are gone.
  40. I asked God for a true friend…He sent me a beagle.
  41. No matter how bad your day was, there is always a happy face waiting for you to get home.

We hope you enjoyed our list of the best beagle quotes and sayings on the Internet. If we left any out, please leave them in the comments.

Let's face it.  We all love our beagles.

We think they are the best dogs in the world.. And we are not wrong!

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